
I’m singing ‘cause dad just took me in the shower with him. OK, I’m not really singing. I’m laughing, ‘cause I just saw dad naked. OK, I’m not laughing, this is what I look like when I throw up in my beak a little. Get me out of here, please. Also, I’m soaked to the skin and now I have to work on my feathers for the next five hours. FML.