Charlie

Hi I'm Charlie and I'm a bird. Well a parrot to be exact. I flew into a mechanic's shop one day in April to watch them fix cars and this guy climbed up a ladder and took me to his cage. Here is where I post pictures of myself and tell you how my day went. I love singing and music.

sherry:

I wonder what they were talking about. (by sherry)

I was offering her $5 to open the cage and turn around for five minutes.

sherry:

I wonder what they were talking about. (by sherry)

I was offering her $5 to open the cage and turn around for five minutes.

hmwt:

You  really do have to love the shit outta some animals to enjoy the company of birds. Birds are, in my heavy-handed (ham-fisted) opinion, the stupidest and most awful animals on the planet. I place them somewhere below bugs and other, gross and stupid (they don’t have a very complex nervous system) little crawling shitheads.

So, you coming over to hang soon? Miss ya.

hmwt:

You  really do have to love the shit outta some animals to enjoy the company of birds. Birds are, in my heavy-handed (ham-fisted) opinion, the stupidest and most awful animals on the planet. I place them somewhere below bugs and other, gross and stupid (they don’t have a very complex nervous system) little crawling shitheads.

So, you coming over to hang soon? Miss ya.

tragos:

nationalgeographicmagazine:

Bathing Parrot Photograph by Cesar Badilla, My ShotDuring a boat trip across the Gulf of Papagayo, this nice parrot decided that he couldn’t stand the heat of the Guanacaste summer and decided to take a bath.
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Wife.

tragos:

nationalgeographicmagazine:

Bathing Parrot
Photograph by Cesar Badilla, My Shot
During a boat trip across the Gulf of Papagayo, this nice parrot decided that he couldn’t stand the heat of the Guanacaste summer and decided to take a bath.

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Wife.

I’m sure I can get out of here if I just think hard enough. There’s a walnut in it for whomever springs me.

I’m sure I can get out of here if I just think hard enough. There’s a walnut in it for whomever springs me.

mikeypizzle:

I forgot that i edited this while bored the other night…I love the detail in the feathers…..i still hate this bird….

That’s not what you said to me while you were stroking my, um…feathers?

mikeypizzle:

I forgot that i edited this while bored the other night…I love the detail in the feathers…..i still hate this bird….

That’s not what you said to me while you were stroking my, um…feathers?

No, this is not, “cute,” you wingless biped. This is what happens when you shove me under that amazon rainforest-like downpour you seem to like to visit so much, and I end up with a earful of water. Thanks for that.
**Maybe next time help a bird out with some conditioner?

No, this is not, “cute,” you wingless biped. This is what happens when you shove me under that amazon rainforest-like downpour you seem to like to visit so much, and I end up with a earful of water. Thanks for that.

**Maybe next time help a bird out with some conditioner?

I’m so planning my escape to Telegraph Hill, San Francisco. Anybody have a link to Virgin America? I hear flights are cheep. Haha, get it? Cheep? Hey, my f’in wings are clipped, so back off!
Anyway, the guy who feeds me and I are watching this documentary (finally he watches something decent) on The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill and I want to go there.

I’m so planning my escape to Telegraph Hill, San Francisco. Anybody have a link to Virgin America? I hear flights are cheep. Haha, get it? Cheep? Hey, my f’in wings are clipped, so back off!

Anyway, the guy who feeds me and I are watching this documentary (finally he watches something decent) on The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill and I want to go there.

My friend realrealsoft drew this picture of me. I think she has excellent taste and mucho talent. I beak her.

My friend realrealsoft drew this picture of me. I think she has excellent taste and mucho talent. I beak her.

mikeypizzle:

I don’t mean to be rude Alan. But fuck this bird.

mikeypizzle:

I don’t mean to be rude Alan. But fuck this bird.

This is what happens when pop goes out of own and leaves me with a blogger.  Help a bird out. Fuego anyone? Also, how do you open a beer?

This is what happens when pop goes out of own and leaves me with a blogger.  Help a bird out. Fuego anyone? Also, how do you open a beer?

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